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Quotations Galore!; Post your favorite quotes.
Topic Started: Apr 2 2006, 11:44 PM (18,953 Views)
Lady Morbus
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It's coming, whether you like it or not.
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My first time posting a thread in the General Discussion. Hehe. I checked if there was another thread like this one and found none. Hopefully this isn't a repeat thread.

Anyhow, share your most favorite quotations, whether they be from a movie, a historical character, your friends, yourself, etc. I'll post some excerpts after a few responses.
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drunkenmaster
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I am become Death
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"I ain't try'n to impress nobooody!" - Me.
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Dick Nation
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rampaging shinobi spirit of hatred and abuse
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"Everyone's looking for someone to blame. Society. Culture. Hollywood. Predators. Looking everywhere but the right place. Children are very simple, Mr. Jerusalem. Very easy devices to break, or assemble wrong. You want to know who did this to these kids? Only their parents. That's the thing no one wants to hear. Every time you stop thinking about how you're treating your kid, you make one of these. It really is as simple as that. It's got nothing to do with the failure of the society or any of that. It's got everything to do with the responsibility of making a human."

Warren Ellis' Transmetropolitan.
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sprekas
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Jedi Scum
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"I'll be back" - you know who. ;P
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Kapeesh
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"If your heart was as big as your mouth you'd be real" - DMX
"Say hello to my little friend" - The movie scarface
"Go to sleep" - Me, I say that to annoying people. :D
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Lightning XIII
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Bad final fantasy
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"If you don't go to high schools you definitely go to jails" - Gerard Way(My Chemical Romance)
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kyuubi no kitsune
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ALL YOUR STUPID ARE BELONG TO NarutoFan, LEAVE IT THERE
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"Knowledge is power, power leads to corruption, corruption is evil, so Knowledge is evil. DON"T GO TO SCHOOL" - Unknown
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Davis
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Muerte Inoxia
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"How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd." -- Alexander Pope
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Skullman210
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"I'm excited to think that the ticket I was handed on the day of my birth was completely open. The choose's we make in life have unlimited possibilities." Trigun- Rem words from a dream.

I love this quote :P
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drunkenmaster
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I am become Death
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"...Sit by my side and let the world slip. We shall never be younger." - Christopher Sly; The Taming of the Shrew - William Shakespeare
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I actually keep a record of quotes. Be warned, most of it is adult-inclined, politically incorrect, contains several prejudiced and morally lacking statements.
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drunkenmaster
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HA! That's great....

...thanks to you and daylight savings time, I am now late to class.
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Lady Morbus
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"Go ahead...make my millennium!" ~ Betelgeuse

"It's fine Scottish weather we're having. The rain is falling straight down... and, kind of to the side like." ~ William Wallace from Braveheart

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." ~ Winston Churchill

"Am I not merciful?" ~ Commodus from Gladiator

"I have great faith in fools. My friends call it self-confidence." ~ Edgar Allan Poe

"There has never yet been a man in our history who led a life of ease whose name is worth remembering." ~ Theodore Roosevelt

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you." Yoda from Star Wars

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kyuubi no kitsune
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ALL YOUR STUPID ARE BELONG TO NarutoFan, LEAVE IT THERE
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I always prefer walking on dates because you don't have to look at the other person.

FIGHT BACK! Fill out your tax forms with Roman numerals.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? --God

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.’

Remember, pillage then burn

There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

Dunno where any of these came from, but they aren't mine.
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Angel-of-Sorrow
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I appear to have burst into flames.
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"The devil made me do it", I have never made one of them do anything. They live their own lives. I do not live their lives for them."
"Lucifer" - The Sandman [Neil Gaiman]

"They talk of me going around buying souls, like a fishwife come market day, never stopping to ask themselves why. I need no souls. And how can anyone own a soul? No. They belong to themselves...they just hate to face up to it."
"Lucifer" The Sandman [Neil Gaiman]

"It's astonishing how much trouble one can get oneself into, if one works at it. And astonishing how much trouble one can get oneself out of, if one simply assumes that everything will, somehow or other, work out for the best."
"Destruction" - The Sandman [Neil Gaiman]

"Me? Lady, I'm your worst nightmare— a pumpkin with a gun."
"Mervyn Pumpkinhead" - The Sandman [Neil Gaiman]

"Anyway: I'm not blessed or merciful. I'm just me. I've got a job to do and I do it. Listen: even as we're talking, I'm there for old and young, innocent and guilty, those who die together and those who die alone. I'm in cars and boats and planes, in hospitals and forests and abattoirs. For some folks death is a release and for others death is an abomination, a terrible thing. But in the end, I'm there for all of them."
"Death" The Sandman [Neil Gaiman]

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?"
"Dream" The Sandman [Neil Gaiman]
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Wingy
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is better than you.
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See the happy moron, he doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron, my God, perhaps I am.- Unknown

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Angel-of-Sorrow
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I appear to have burst into flames.
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"So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath. So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul." So I hit him. What would you do?"
"Spider Jerusalem" Transmetropolitan [Warren Ellis]

"Have gone to commit suicide. Intend to return from grave Friday. Feed cat."
"Spider Jerusalem" Transmetropolitan [Warren Ellis]
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sprekas
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Jedi Scum
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"Frankly Scarlet...I Don't Give a Damn." - Clark Gable (gone with the wind)
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Seisuke
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Ex-Mod with a heart of lead
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"That is something up with which I will not put!" - Winston Churchill, on being corrected on his grammar.

"I need a bucket." "Somebody decide something before I puke!" "We're all going to die..." - Nerves, my character from "Bob's Date," a one-act play my school is performing.
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Moonlight
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Ninja Academy Student
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There are many, but i'll post my favorite six:

"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing."

"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."

"If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying: "Because it was he; because it was me.""

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'"

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
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Angel-of-Sorrow
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I appear to have burst into flames.
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"For love is no part of the dream-world. Love belongs to desire, and desire is always cruel."
"Dream" The Sandman [Neil Gaiman]

"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-whits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor."
"Dream" The Sandman [Neil Gaiman]
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obitomonkey
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"Owned in the face."
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"We must end war or war will end us".

-Albert Einstein.
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RaikouKage
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YAY PRESENTS!
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" Just one word, and i will KILL JOO DED." ~OM's avatar~

" When I rule the world you death shall be quick and painless." ~Stewie Griffin~

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MisZxjesZx
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Itachi is awes0m3 XD
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"Every dark night has a bright day after it.." - Forgot I heard it in a song before...
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RaikouKage
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YAY PRESENTS!
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" It's ture that those who don't follow the rules are called scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum." ~Hatake Kakashi~
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